So I was talking to the manager of one of the non-profit sites where we provide free service. I guess a salesperson from the local cable provider went over and tried to sell them broadband.
She told them she got service from Wicked Broadband for free.
He told her that they would beat Wicked Broadband's price.
"So wait," she said, "you will PAY me to use your service?"
She turned them down anyway. Apparently they used cable in the past and our service has been substantially more reliable.
I got a chuckle out of that.
Also: I need to update this more often. I'll work on it.